I'm fine. Just emotionally sun dried.
Meet Some of the Cast
Iris
She makes chaos look curated.
Omni
Doesn’t speak much. Writes paragraphs in silence.
Delulu, But Make It Chic
Mostly Together
Lover. Of ideas, mostly
The Overthinker
Rey
High functioning. Just not today.
Still wearing yesterday’s eyeliner and holding everyone’s expectations hostage.
Somehow still makes burnout look organised.
The robe? Executive. The plan? TBD.
This is what composure looks like when chaos doesn’t return your texts.
The sanity in the madness
At least your specs are stable.
What They’re Saying
Tasha K. London
I wasn’t expecting to love them this much. They fit perfectly and just make me feel like I’ve got my life together, even when I absolutely don’t. I’ve had so many compliments since wearing them. Will definitely be coming back for another pair.
Omar D. Birmingham
I usually hate buying glasses, but this was actually a fun experience. The pair I chose look great, feel solid, and came in such nice packaging. It felt personal, not like some massive chain. Big fan.”
Jules R. Manchester
Took me ages to decide but I’m so glad I went for it. The glasses are amazing quality and honestly just make me feel more like me. Everything arrived quickly and the little message inside the box made me laugh.”
Elliot R. Glasgow
Didn’t expect a pair of glasses to hit this hard, but they did. Something about putting them on made me feel like I had my shit together again. I’ve had a rough year. These were a small win. A quiet little reset
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